• me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]


I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via thefuuuucomics)


i need someone to come here and do all these pussy eating positions with me asap please

(Source: glub-on-it, via escarabajosurrealista)

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